Jealousy

On Thursday I went to get a manicure. Halfway through, a woman sat in the chair next to me and made a comment to the manicurist that she almost made it two weeks without a chip - she got her first on Wednesday! I was instantly jealous. 

Prior to being pregnant, my manicures usually lasted a week. But now, since I go to the bathroom so often (therefore wash my hands all the time), my manicures barely last three days. In fact, by Saturday I already had my first chip. And today, as I look down at my very chipped nails, I have become even more jealous of this woman. 

In order to make myself feel better, I've decided that she probably rarely washes her hands. And that's just gross.